wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 11, 2006

T Bake

A burnt scrotum

Damn man, I shouldn't have gone tannin..now I got a nasty ass T Bake!!

by Kmolsey February 20, 2009

Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

easy bake oven

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006

bakku-shan

(n.) A girl that is hot from behind, but not from the front.

She's a total bakku-shan, but that's okay, I'm only going to see her from behind.

by rayagan September 26, 2005

bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

by felix james October 21, 2007

bake ride

A trip in a vehicle for the sole purpose of smoking pot.

Yo dude i just picked up an eighth, u wanna go on a bake ride?

by djunky4203 September 11, 2005