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Emir-Attack

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!
by Simoniaphobia April 14, 2023
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Dumbo Gas Attack

verb;;;, when holding a persons face to your anus by means of grabbing their ears, then farting on their face
As done by creative man a creative bully in school, dumbo gas attacks suck ass (no pun intended)
by facefart July 26, 2009
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Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
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Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.
"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."
by BlueAx July 7, 2012
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Drew autism attack

A combination of strange monkey noises, as well as sickly perverted jokes typically directed towards the male acquaintance. These outbursts last anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours before Andrew will return to his human form.
Andrew: "Will I will inhale you."
Anyone else: "You just had a Drew Autism attack"
by MonkeyBallZ__ December 21, 2019
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Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something
When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!
by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020
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Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)

start off doggie style
flip too front
position her knees hehind her shoulders
(continue vaginal intercourse if situation warrants)
explain the mutual exchange in the stock market
POW!! BAM!! FLAP!!! shoehorn penis into anal cavity
(ensue in unadulterated activity; to ones personal preface)
finish on her chin with a grin
congratulations you have successfully completed the

HYENA REBOUND
i.e.definition "Hyena Rebound (i.e.sneak attack)"
by monkey piss 2.0 October 11, 2011
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