Anal caddy 

When one transports another golfers clubs through inserting them into their own anus.

The Masters was won on a great tip from Phil Mickelsons Anal Caddy.

Anal caddy by Tron35 July 26, 2007

Anal Stamp 

When Someone Sits Open Cheekedly On an Object, and leaves a brown or star shaped ring when they get back on their feet. It is a very short version of a skid-mark.

"Dude I totally left an Anal Stamp on my girlfriends sheets."
"Gross Man!"

Anal Stamp by Crack_House October 25, 2009

anal boobs 

the single greatest expression ever said by mankind

i ordered the egg mcmuffin because they were out of anal boobs

anal boobs by anal fanatic October 9, 2011

anal umbrella 

Anal umbrella is when u put your fist in a person anal rectum and open your hand inside them!

I'm about to do this Bitch the Anal Umbrella!!

shit box

stinker

I'm about to put it in this bitch stinker !!

anal umbrella by Sir sniff a lot and q tezzy December 10, 2013

anal pirate 

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

anal pirate by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005

Anal sex 

Anal sex is the stimulation of the nerve endings in the anus by the fingers, mouth, penis or any other sex object, such as a vibrator or dildo.

josh gave me anal sex last night

Anal sex by lalala330 June 22, 2008

Anal Orgasm 

Noun; An anal orgasm occurs when you hold in a monster shit for too long and finally let loose. After enough time passes, the levvy will break on brown river, and the feces flood will pour out. The quality of an anal orgasm (or simply "AO!") is dependent upon the girth of the ass tremors which create this unnatural disaster. When the eruption occurs, it will feel plain magical, but be forewarned; it is best to be in the vacinity of a T-bowl or else you're going to have a grizzly poo-lava mess on your hands.

"Holy Cow, Brandis just had an anal orgasm in the bathroom that registered a fuckin' 12 on the Richter Scale! Not only am I still shaking from her not-so-humble rumble, but the smell is just plain fuckin' killing me."

Anal Orgasm by Jon Beech September 16, 2008