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bitch-in-a-bombshell

A girl who is very hot/pretty on the outside but once you get to know her you realize she's a horrible person.
I thought I liked Avery, but it turns out she's a bitch-in-a-bombshell
by OrgasmicOnion October 31, 2018
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bitch prick and a half

Simply put...Jim being an inbred piece of shit.
by splooge and sexy April 17, 2008
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C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.
"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"
by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010
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Bitching Out A Dumb Ass Hoe

Bitching out a dumb ass hoe; is where you bitch at her cause she's a two faced bitch, who has no heart, uses people, and will sleep with anyone/anything that has a dick!
I'm bitching out a dumb ass hoe right now. what are you doing?

or it's bitching out a dumb ass hoe/slut/cunt/whore/skank.
by that.one.girl.333. September 27, 2008
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Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.
brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers
by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012
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bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .
I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .
by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010
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