fish n chipocrit

Someone who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Comes from Hypocrite

Here have a chicken nugget..

No thanks, I don't eat meat, only fish

so you're a "fish n chipocrit?"

by dipchapdallywad May 07, 2008

fat 'n ugly

when someone is fat while being ugly at the same time,

Person 1: hey anna you're so fat 'n ugly
Anna: *sad face*

by Fleezus April 30, 2016

Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.

I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.

by Electronicoffee October 19, 2007

Burp n blow

The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.

Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.

(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)

Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.

by Mike On a Boat February 22, 2010

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 26, 2005

Guns N' Roses

The escence of great music..

Get in the ring motherfucker

by WAXL July 12, 2003

yank n spank

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session

Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.

by Mikey W October 20, 2006