May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 1st

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020

May 8

National booty pic day.
Celebrated on may 8th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s may 8th🤑🤑

by kittydestroyer May 8, 2020

May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

May 19th

National hug your gf/bf day. You know she wants to hug you deep down whether she doesn’t like the drama. Good luck!

OMG! It’s may 19th I’m gonna go hug my bf/gf.

by Thomas1253 May 19, 2021

May 15th

Wedding anniversary of the superior sitcom couples, Peraltiago (Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99 and Mondler (Monica Geller and Chandler Bing from Friends

"When are you getting married?"
Monica Geller: May 15th.

Amy Santiago: ...We're getting married on May 15th!

by pewralta May 15, 2020