No Wheels

1. Not capable
2. Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
3. A thoroughly incompetent person, especially one of defective mentality.

Charles's previous employer stated that he had no wheels.

by Archibald Hogwart June 2, 2020

BIG-Daddy Wheels

Cheap & typically oversized aftermarket wheels that people like install on their truck because they're overcompensating. the larger the wheel, or spend the money for something nice. Usually observed with large chrome multi-spoke, huge offset wheels and or ugly finishes & styles.

Look at this idiot with the 22' BIG-Daddy Wheels, he must think he's so big and bad.

by Michael Wülf January 28, 2022

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life

Me: Hi (at the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel)

Her: Ur ugly af

by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020

Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010

Third wheel

Caden

I tried to help him, but he's too lost to eve realize he's a third wheel

by talexirl September 14, 2022