wheel of thunder

when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"

Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER

by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016

Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.

Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.

by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025

Tilted Wheels

Gay or homophobic

"Jayden has Tilted wheels on his Honda. That's because he's still in the closet"

by TheEnforcer86 March 14, 2023

Spare Wheeling

When the third and fourth wheeler have already been designated to a couple. All the wheels on your average convertible have been taken. All others who join the vehicle become "spare wheels," they're just there.

Person 1: "Yo man it was so awkward yesterday, I decided to join Jerome and Tyrell who were third wheeling super hard yesterday."
Person 2:"Nah bruh, you was hardcore spare wheeling yesterday."

by JeromeBois96 April 11, 2016

Third Wheel

Third wheeling is the act of socializing with a couple, often as an unwanted, unnecessary third person. This can often be related to adding a third wheel on a garbage can: unnecessary for your trash.

Katie was the third wheel on Jen and Kyle's date.

by mack29739 April 2, 2016

WHEEL HEEL

BROKE SPOOK BIKE

THE DUDE RODE HIS WHEEL HEEL TO HARD ADN HE BROKE IT

by POKA HONDA PUSSY MAN March 28, 2020

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017