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White Woman Minute

The split second it takes for a Karen, Becky, or Susan to ask for a manager or call the cops.
"Boy, you best stay away from Whole Foods dressed like that or you'll have Karen on your ass in a white woman minute!"
by SooshLover July 23, 2020
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Iron Woman

Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"
by Crosx February 6, 2021
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Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.
Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire
by Juddah March 30, 2009
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one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011
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This Woman

The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"

"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
by Lakarian November 4, 2011
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uncle woman

A woman who goes along with anything that man wants to do, just to stay in, or for her kids, or for money.
Sharon Stone is the quintessential uncle woman of Hollywood.
by BubRub007 April 3, 2017
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American Woman

1. American Woman is a song released by the band The Guess Who in 1970.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
1. American Woman has such a catchy riff at the beginning.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
by thatstarwarsfan December 15, 2019
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