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wormsquirm

Wormsquirm is the maneuver politicians and leaders sometimes exercise when they find themselves regretting their prior support for a person or policy who has suddenly fallen from grace. Even though the sins of the person or the faults of the policy may be severe, the politician tries to squirm out of "guilt by association" by using weasel words and various excuses.
During the 2016 USA presidential election, when Donald Trump's 2005 video surfaced in which he bragged about grabbing p-ssy, some prominent Republicans like Senator McCain withdrew their support, while others did the wormsquirm, criticizing his words but maintaining support for his candidacy.
by Songpoet October 14, 2016
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wormhole

When a person inserts their hand into the hanging shirt of someone leaning over, passing through the legs from behind, past the chest, and, ideally, reaching the pot of gold: the face, in order to sequentially tickle all aforementioned parts
Bobby: Meg was working out and I have her a wormhole
Wellington: No way, dude!
Bobby: She thought it was hilarious, said she'd never felt anything like it before.

Chad: Ben wormholed me and fuckin tickled my face, I'm gonna beat his ass
Thad: It's OK, man, he ran upstairs, chill out
by legendsword2 February 6, 2017
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Wormall

A gormless idiot who is supposed to inspire confidence but does the exact opposite.
Ted: Have you seen who is in charge of this rabble Frank?
Frank: Its that guy sitting there, looking lost and confused. Like he'd rather be somewhere else!!
Ted: No doubt about it Frank, he's a Wormall
by Mad Frankie Fish II June 19, 2020
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Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.
"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."
by Zed Numar July 26, 2021
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wormtactics status

1. The current social, health, and general status of said wormtactics.
2. A temporary condition of being like wormtactics in many or few ways.
That guy totally had wormtactics status, because he exhibited certain social patterns of the character.
by wormtactics November 1, 2004
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worming

I'm Luke and I'm constantly worming.
by JOtheBeast April 21, 2004
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Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.
I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!
by Reguiba November 5, 2010
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