spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

stick whacker

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

by Radiocitymexico May 10, 2016

base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.

Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.

by Pseudonymousleme August 3, 2016

vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.

Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.

by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016

vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.

Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.

by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016