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Vagina Hiccups

A contraction of the vagina that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the body of the uteris causes the vaginal flaps to close, creating a "hic" sound.
William: What the Fuck was that noise?

Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.

William: Bitch make me a sandwich.

Mara: thats soo cruel!

William: Shut up cunt.
Vagina Hiccups by SaberMoFrigga April 26, 2011

Vagina Clog

Female form of a cock-block. Preventing a girl from getting ass
You totally vagina clogged Maria from hooking up with Jesse

Vagina Muffler 

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.
"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"
Vagina Muffler by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

Vagina Troll 

Sister term to Pussy troll, which was made famous by the movie Clerks 2. Both versions are used and mean that you cannot have sex with that person if they have a Vagina troll and or pussy troll.
I hate that vagina troll that she has down there!
Vagina Troll by dededumdip August 14, 2010

vagina movie 

A film that a man should only watch because of a vagina. Similar to a chick flick.
"'What Women Want' is such a vagina movie. You should only watch it to get pussy."
vagina movie by CrimeDawg1250 September 10, 2011

vagina purse 

When a woman's vagina is so droopy that it looks like a pair of testicles
Guy 1: Did you bang that chick at the bar last night?
Guy 2: Dude I couldn't. I pulled her panties down and she had a huge vagina purse.
vagina purse by WheatyBread February 12, 2017