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Twinkie the kid 

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.
Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.
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Twincident 

Accidentally becoming pregnant with twins.
Joe: Is she pregnant? Didn't you use a condom?

Sam: Yes I did and it's twins. It was a twincident!
Twincident by Twincident November 27, 2011

twinkying 

when you cut a twinky in half and stick it to something
I hate that teacher, I was considering twinkying his car later
twinkying by Lark Anderson May 13, 2012
When no one retweets you for a while on Twitter.
It was a long and dreary twinter, but Tim retweeted my wiener joke and all was good again!
Twinter by @catfur July 4, 2012
A twinger is someone with red hair that looks just like you or someone you know. They are your red headed clone and are more often than not a complete stranger.
"The other day I was walking down the block and I saw my brother's twinger!"

"His what?!"

"His TWIN-GER. His ginger twin. Someone who looked JUST like him, but with red hair."

"Hmmm, I wonder if everyone has a twinger...."
Twinger by Teressa S November 2, 2013

twinpressing 

When you notice that someone changes the way they do there hair act or dress for a guy, and you did the same change. Usually happens when a guy that two girls like admit what they like in girls. Example: curly hair or short shorts.
Dude: did you see Hannah and Brittany today?
Other dude: yeah they're totally twinpressing on you!