Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.

John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009

Turtle Lips

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.

No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.

by Skeezer September 13, 2003

shy turtle

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.

Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel

by Grad2000 March 24, 2011

Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

turtle beach

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

by three1ohhh March 22, 2009