1 definition by Grad2000
A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.
Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
by Grad2000 March 9, 2011