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To be fat, ignorant, stupid, child-like. With small hands, and be obese with a fat belly and ass. To wear poorly fit clothing that’s typically wrinkled and to walk like you are wearing a poopy diaper.
Oh manlook that that trumped up fool
Trump by anonymous January 15, 2024
You know how this works, right? Full capitulation. I get full credit for A.I. You condemn the charlatan because CHARLATAN BAD! CHARLATAN BAD! And then you get my full endorsement.
Hym "The funny thing about Trump is..."
Trump by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
someone who is fake news, also who cheats at golf.
Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”
Trump by urdefined February 10, 2024
(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
Trump by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
Trump.

Verb.

The act of performing two hand-jobs simultaneously.
In pornography, one performer will often trump 2 other performers.
Trump by Master Sian December 5, 2024
trump: see ass clown
Trump by natchoman March 4, 2024