face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

Airplane Food

A interdimensional realm housing the most deranged minds of the multiverse.

What's the deal with Airplane Food?

by Bluddly May 15, 2023

Warm food

warm foods= foods that make you feel bad after consuming or "warm" like your body is stuck in the desert

Can vary from person to person, depends on the person’s personal tastes

“Do you like almonds?”
“No dude, those are warm foods…”

by heheheheeheheh July 21, 2022

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 02, 2021

Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.

"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."

by kemibe January 15, 2018

Looky food

Any food you are happy to look at but wouldn't ever choose to eat.

My mates dragged me out to a fast food joint, there was nothing on the menu but looky food.

Or you see tasty roasted vegatables but all I see is a plate full of looky food.

by Freudian blip November 06, 2020

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt March 04, 2018