it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

Thin Blue Line

Thin Blue Line is the symbol pedophiles use to identify each other. Usually worn by racist police and their supporters.

The Thin Blue Line symbol, I would argue, is positive from the Canadian policing perspective and certainly a Calgary policing perspective - Calgary Police Chief Mark Neufeld - 2021

by lolwtfbbq42069 March 24, 2021

muffin thief

some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo

Jordan is such a muffin thief!

by Rone Tupac June 11, 2006

thin

when you only eat air :P

ya think ya thin

by jennyyyfromtheblock January 20, 2019

fuck thing

a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit

by Boleskinehouse August 24, 2009

muffin thief

A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.

I thought Jane really liked men, but then that muffin thief Nicole converted her.

by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009

A Thing of the Past

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020