Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.

"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."

Gobble The Wiener by chopzila February 16, 2010

scrub the wall 

to remove wall postings on facebook in hopes of deterring facebook stalkers, nosey friends, family members, or gossips.

I need to scub the wall. People that are not on my friends list know my business.

Anna should scrub the wall. She is giving too much information.

scrub the wall by nmolie March 2, 2010

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

taste the word 

When the word is on the tip of your tongue, when your trying to think of a word and you're so close to finding it you can taste it.

I was like; "You, know the area between the ass and equipment, what the word. I can taste the word, but its just not there."

taste the word by anarchist platypus July 6, 2010

Pilfer the Wellington 

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

Pilfer the Wellington by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Jacking the Wheel 

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

Jacking the Wheel by TBoarder August 26, 2013

Pumping the Well 

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

Pumping the Well by Poon5150 August 27, 2013