ghetto juice

In Atlantic Canada, the Scotsburn Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and Peach drinks. Contains about 0.5% juice, and the rest is water and sugar.

Want to go get some ghetto juice? Hell yeah.

by Ethan_2835 April 15, 2017

ghetto plug

When you take a kleenex, tampon or any other absorbent material and shove it up your nose to stop a nose bleed.

Guy 2: the fuck is in your nose?

Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch

by frankiedeeee April 23, 2014

Ghetto Pod

A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".

Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.

by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011

Ghetto Booper

Typically a thug/gangster, a useless ass member of society who has originated from the ghetto to plague the world with ignorance

Person 1: Bro, did you see that trashy thug last night acting like he was hood?
Person 2: Yes, absolutely. What a Ghetto Booper that guy is.

by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016

Ghetto Move

When you’re moving a short distance so rather than using traditional moving methods you just walk your stuff to the new place piece by piece.

We are just moving to the apartment complex next door so I think it would be cheaper if we do a ghetto move.

by Sir Fairly Certain March 10, 2019

Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

Ghetto Vows

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.

Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.

by anonymous June 16, 2021