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Wife-jack

1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.

2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.
Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.

Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.
by TJJ88 July 17, 2009
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Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*
by sock mydong July 25, 2020
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Jack Nicholson

It's a fact, he's Jack Nicholson
by BOOBIES12fasdf3456 May 9, 2010
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Jack Douglass

Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.
me talking to Jack Douglass

Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.
by dabbleinstocks April 14, 2016
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jack-leg

Half assed or unprofessional. Not authorised or done while drunk. Someone who does a jack-leg job is called a jack
Look at that jack-leg job he did fixing the washing machine. The pipes aren't even screwed in all the way.
by Daniel b July 16, 2005
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jack's mannequin

atcually, none of the songs on "everything in Transit" are about andy's struggle with lukemia. he finished all of the songs before he was even diagnosed. on the upcoming album, "the glass passsenger", (coming out april 22, 2008!) there will be a few songs about lukemia.
jack's mannequin is an amazing band with immense talent and heart
by neeeeck March 15, 2008
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Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.
Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!
by Juraga January 7, 2006
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