A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
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When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
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A good prank to play on hicks.
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Get the Big Texas mug.A stupid town next to some railroad tracks that is mostly known for its nothingness and for the local high school's cheereleaders pissing in another teammates cup of coke. This town is now commonly referred to as the "Piss-coke town".
This town is also commonly referred to as "Saggyballs"
This town is also commonly referred to as "Saggyballs"
Tom: Hey Bob, did you hear about that school where the cheerleaders peed in their teammates coke? It is in Saginaw, Texas.
Bob: Oh yeah, lol, the pisscoke school. Yeah, I have heard of "Saggy-balls".
Bob: Oh yeah, lol, the pisscoke school. Yeah, I have heard of "Saggy-balls".
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