tommy text

A name given to someone who never stops texting. Usually this person is whipped for a girl or guy and is afraid that by not talking to them for the last 15 seconds their true love will get pissed off and dump them. Person is also usually a huge douche bag!

Can also be used as "tommy text"

"Tommy text Mikel over there never stops texting, even though we are in the middle of a baseball game!"

by Rhett aka Face November 25, 2007

Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012

Textanese

Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.

He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!

by DryCleanOnly March 6, 2009

Textalacio

text a lay she oh
Texting while getting a blowjob.

Just for kicks, I will textalacio you later.
Textalacio baby, don't hate my friends. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Text Bubble

The feeling you get after reading the person who you likes name on your phone as they have just text you

I get a text bubble when Janice texts me

by furrylampshade2543 January 5, 2010

Text Honeymoon

Immediately after adding someone as a contact in your phone, the short period of time during which you and your contact exchange mass amounts of generic texts that just seem to "flow".

You will likely never speak or text again.

"Man, you're texting like crazy!"

"Yeah, I met this chick last night and we're still on our text honeymoon!"

"Ah. Well at least you tried."

by T.Dawg May 14, 2010

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010