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Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.
He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!
by DryCleanOnly March 06, 2009

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A large group of infected from the game Left 4 Dead. Also a way of telling somebody to shut up.
Go next door and tell them that their music's too loud. They'll attract the horde!
by DryCleanOnly February 26, 2009

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