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to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.
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by El Verno of Arizona May 11, 2004
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Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."
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by SG7509 December 31, 2005
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