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The only state in the US with a defensive slogan, nessesary because of the constant teasing by other states.
Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."
Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"
Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"
by SG7509 December 31, 2005
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