TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

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tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

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1. Def. of someone who is the most amazing person ever!
2. Def. of someone who no human being could live without
3. desirable
4. infinite beauty
5. lovable
6. the most amazing thought ever x10^99
7. Def. of Angel

"My love is so taraable"
"I wish my girlfriend was as taraable as Andrews'"
"Love = Taraable"

by Boy toy January 5, 2008

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Tara

An awesome friend. Is always there for you. Amazing at writing, singing, dancing and is very smart and talented. Can do anything in life if she tries. Even though she has alopecia, she is still beautiful in every possible way. It does not take away from her. Has so many friends, and has your back ALL the time! Tara is truly amazing.

Jesus: Is that an angel?
Me: Nope, that's just Tara!

by Tara'sawesome1 January 6, 2013

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Taryn

A girl that you want to have as a friend but if you mess with her she will mess you up. When she laughs everyone around her laughs at her because her laugh is so weird. She falls for a ton of guys so you better not like one of them. Most Taryns change their mind a lot and can't make a decision to save their life. If your friends with a Taryn, you better keep her!

Girl: "See that girl laughing over there?"
Boy: "Yeah, why?"
Girl: " She is totally a Taryn."
Boy: "Haha yeah your right her laugh is hilarious!"

by polka123 March 16, 2012

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Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!

She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

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