Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

According to Theory

A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.

Usually used after a fact or bold statement.

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"

Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."

Or for even the more practical use:

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"

Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"

Asshole: "Come at me bro!"

by BillCosby'sBrosef February 28, 2011

Seth's Theory

Once a man cums inside of a woman, she becomes attached for life. This causes societal problems.

"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"

by TG brewing co. March 17, 2011

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing

by fradern June 26, 2021

just a theory

A phrase often used by science deniers, usually against the scientific theory of evolution. It implies that a "theory" is just an unproven "guess", therefore evolution is an unproved lie. This stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of the word "theory" in the context of science.

In colloquial use, a 'theory' may mean a "guess", but in Science, a 'theory' is defined as "a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world." Therefore the phrase "Evolution is just a theory" makes no sense.

A: Evolution is just a theory!
B: Yes, it is. It's a scientific theory that is supported by the best available evidence. Cell theory is a theory too, do you deny that we are made of cells? And gravity is a theory too, do you jump off of bridges?

by ben-mactavish August 16, 2022

Leyland Theory

When a man (usually early 20's) has sexual relations with women 4-5 years their junior.

Once again Rob's partaking in the Leyland Theory

by A guy+1 May 4, 2009

James theory

The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.

James theory prooved nuclear fission occured during the big bang.

by Le proffesuer May 22, 2019