penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

butt steamer

When giving the female or male of your choice ass2mouth in a hot invironment and she farts in your mouth.

Greg- hey baby u tryna give me a butt steamer.

by Betty Jackson July 24, 2016

street steamer

The process of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to deficate in the middle of the street. Usually occurring at night and by those who are intoxicated.

He had to drop a street steamer after losing a bet with his drunk friend.

by Whornilius maximus May 28, 2016

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".

Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."

by xphiaggie January 29, 2017

Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.

Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.

by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017