Okay, Steve

when something occurs and you are so baffled you do not know what to say so it just slips out of your mouth.

"I can't wait to go drink soda after school."
"Okay, steve".

Okay, Steve by honkeymane December 15, 2010

chocolate steve 

Similar to the ‘wet willie’. The action of eating a chocolate product (preferably one including nuts/nougat, etc.), collecting a fresh sample on one’s index finger, and inserting it into a friend’s ear, unknowingly.

Warning: Practicing the Chocolate Steve should only be done in the company of close friends who are known not to throw a punch.

chocolate steve by Brian Krakow June 29, 2008

it's adam and eve not adam and steve 

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

it's adam and eve not adam and steve by Roy S June 11, 2006

going to steve's house 

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

going to steve's house by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

Wienerless Steve 

The protagonist from the Playstation survival-horror game OverBlood (1997). A severely mentally handicapped individual who needs small robots to operate switches for him.

Wienerless Steve has no wiener.

Wienerless Steve by nacho fred June 29, 2011

warm steve

when you shit in a tube sock and then hit somebody with it.

last night when joe fell asleep i gave him a warm steve.

warm steve by FERENCHAK February 20, 2008

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013