Scooter

A term that describes a really ugly and/or fat chick that you are having sex with or are secretly dating. Because scooters are a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you riding it.

It looks like _______ (Your name here) is out riding his scooter again.

by Scooter King July 5, 2007

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010

Shoot

you say it when you make a mistake
see shucks

Shoot! I missed my flight!

by Aaron W. December 6, 2002

Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009

shoot pool

Sumthin Viet's are HELLA good at.

Damn, that there Viet shoot sum BADASS pool.

by Alex CHiang June 1, 2004

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010