spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.

He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.

by Spank Skank August 5, 2021

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game

Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game

by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021

Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.

My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…

by Small Dicky September 28, 2021

Solanki

You are the sweetest and the strongest person your besties will ever have. You are strong and you easliy hide the storm going on in your life crushing you into pieces just to protect your loved ones. You are a gem to your besites. You have an amazing personality and you are a sweetheart. You get insecured but that's life. So have faith.

Someone* hey! What's your name?
Solanki* I'm solanki.
Someone* then you must be very strong

by Sarah.x._ November 24, 2021