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by Theraper August 20, 2006
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My wallet is too small for my 50's

It's an slang very common in some kinds of situations.
You are about too ask a gorgeous woman out, you're not so sure about that, because you think "Oh, I can not as her out, my wallet is too small for my 50's".
It means that you are thinking that she is too good for you.
by Daniel Leite August 14, 2007
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Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018
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somaliphile

One who has a love or affinity for Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis
she's a straight up somaliphile
by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019
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small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.
I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)
by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016
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small dick carl

A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis
That guy is a 'small dick carl'
by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018
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small boy dad

a attractive ; young ; male ; that is relatively short
by can i see ur chungus April 20, 2019
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