Short Hills

short hills is the hottest place on the planet. its gorgeous, hilly, woody, and mansions totally consume the place. 90% of the town is jewish. JAP, (jewish american princess), is a common everyday term, because the truth is, we're filthy rich. We wear all designer clothing from designer boutiques, drive around town in our mercedes, smoke tons of pot, and get crunk every weekend at parties. Our mall, The Mall at Short Hills, is freaking famous. Kids in short hills to to Millburn High, one of the top schools in new jersey. At least 10% of all graduates go to ivy league schools. Parents are top business executives and make 500,000 bucks a year. It's short hills, dont hate us, cause our daddies can outbuy ur houses and use them as garages.

ppl from neighboring towns; "OMFG, do you see what those short hill girls and guys are wearing?"

short hills ppl;"Welcome to Short Hills, bitch."

by lorita salls July 16, 2008

Short king

The best of men, most of whom end up becoming ruthless dictators.

The short king invaded the neighboring lands

by Elshort November 1, 2022

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008

Short Stack

the most bestest band in Australia,

consisting of the most bestest people:
- Shaun Diviney
- Andy Clemmensen
- Bradie Webb
If you really dont like them then go look at their GOLD album "Stack Is The New Black" and tell me that they are still shit.
if you really dont like them go tell it to their face!
i stick up for the awesome

person 1: why do you even like that band short stack? i mean they suck and they are talentless!!
person 2: well are you still prepared to call then suckish if i say that they got a GOLD record for Stack Is The New Black?
person 1: they did what?
person 2: thats right!
person 1: OMG! they must be awesome

by Short Stack Lover June 15, 2010

Shortgasm

N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.

Girl: Aww man, he is so cute and has huge arms, but he still had a shortgasm.

by Prazzo July 20, 2009

Shortbusdicktuggeritus

A terminal illness in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider. Shortbusdicktuggeritus is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off the short bus for a long period of time.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.

Man, you're tugging on my shit so hard it might fall off. Do you suffer from Shortbusdicktuggeritus?

by grindhardorgohome January 17, 2011

Shorthawk

A really cool short dude with a mohawk or mohawk like hairdo done with curly hair.

Hey, Shorthawk, what's up?

by Devious X May 4, 2011