Shart

The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.

You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.

Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah

*3 days later*

You: Dude I gotta fart

Your ass: *gurgle*

Your soul dies because of the shart.

by Theshartman April 8, 2010

shart

When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.

I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.

by DJ DEpends September 12, 2008

shartattack

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

by shartattack December 30, 2006

Samarth

A Samarth is a Samarth who does things in his Samarthian way.

Guy 1: It's my birthday
Samarth: Yes so I bought myself a car

by a fellow studentttttt March 4, 2021

shart

Anal counterpart to a French kiss.

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665

by Michael Zeleny June 23, 2008

smartcanucks

An euphemism commonly used by Canadians to describe a group of people who are known to be untrustworthy, immoral, and have very low standards of living.

Trump is pretty stupid but smartcanucks are the biggest group of idiots you'll ever encounter.

by RoccoTheRaccoon August 1, 2017

Street Smarts

What John Mulaney was taught by J.J. Bittenbinder all those years ago.

Person 1: I just escaped a kidnapper by throwing my money clip far away and running!
John Mulaney: STREET SMARTS

by BigBlueBunnyBehindBenches January 27, 2021