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Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
by tpatora October 12, 2009
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The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012
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sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.
by joesalt September 17, 2005
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slippery eel

A limp penis that has been stroked to the point of ejaculation causing the semen to ooze out and become a lubricant for the final strokes of masturbation.
After he forgot to take his Viagra, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid dick and settled for a slippery eel.
by bliponthescreen February 23, 2011
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Slippery

To get so drunk that you cant even see anymore,
you become so blind that you dont know where you are going and look like you are slipping on a slick surface.
dude last night i got so slippery that i fell and everyone was laughing at me.
by Logan Judd March 18, 2007
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slappyass

slappyass is a sexual game where the rules are simple... leave a fitting handprint for the handprint finale
i played slappyass with my girl all night long.
by DaDdY_MoJo November 29, 2006
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slippery hot taco

A complimentary name for a womens vagina.

also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.
Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"
by G Cody December 26, 2006
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