Lana = short

lana is a midget that hasnt grown since she was 7

Lana is suuuper short, I hope my kids dont grow up to be her height.
Lana = short (quick maths)

by Lana is so short November 16, 2021

strawberry short cake

a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.

jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers

by klater September 21, 2011

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny October 14, 2008

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.

Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.

by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009

Corona short-sword

A cast-iron frying pan, especially when used as a weapon. Reference to Disney's "Tangled".

In the restaurant fight scene in "Chuck Vs. The Sizzling Shrimp", Sarah was really using the Corona short-sword.

by MrCanoehead July 23, 2014

short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).

I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."

by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019