a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air
yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"
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Person A: did you see that dude over there?
Person B: yeah, he plays dress up games. Hes so shocake!
Person A: yessiree
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Person A: yessiree
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by anonymous November 24, 2023
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"Carol of Bells"
Original Ukrainian Version
Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi
Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
napovnenia povitrya
Oi, yak stukayut
podnyattya zvuku
Au'aire khill i dale
Rozpovidayut svoyu austria
Veselo dzvenyat
Poky ludy spivayut
Pisney dobrogo nastroiu
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Dhali, na posilayut
Beze kintsia
Ichny radisny thone
Dodomu
Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi
Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
Napovnenia povitrya
Original Ukrainian Version
Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi
Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
napovnenia povitrya
Oi, yak stukayut
podnyattya zvuku
Au'aire khill i dale
Rozpovidayut svoyu austria
Veselo dzvenyat
Poky ludy spivayut
Pisney dobrogo nastroiu
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Veselogo, veselogo, veselogo, shchaslivogo rizdva
Dhali, na posilayut
Beze kintsia
Ichny radisny thone
Dodomu
Khark! Yak dzvinochki
Solodki sribni dzvinochki
Vsi nachebto govoryat
"Vikinte turboty".
Rizdvo vze nastalo
Prinosit garny nastrius
Molodym i starim
Lagidney i smilivi
Dean, dong, dien, dong
Tse yikhnya pisnia
Z radisnim kiltsem
Vsi kolyadki
Zdaietsia, chuyesh,
Slova dobrogo gumoru
Vid skriz
Napovnenia povitrya
by Wargom July 14, 2024
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