schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Schwashed

The act of being extremely drunk

Bro I got so schwashed last night.

by Schwasher May 11, 2015

Schwab

Cleaning of ones nut sack with a Johnson & Johnson baby wipe to insure continued freshness throughout the night.

It's ok baby, I just schwabbed like ten minutes ago.

by Schableen August 28, 2015

Schwag

I thought this was when you were making fun of people who say "swag"
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"I'm so cool. Ha, schwag."

by random775 October 27, 2015

schwang

The shiver that travels down your spine and gives you goosebumps to your outer limbs

When it occurs your whole body says 'schwang'

by Vee 77 November 30, 2015

schwaab

1) slang for a q-tip

Hey man, pass me a cotton schwaab

Ok man, why don't you just say q-tip?

by hollapeño May 3, 2016