International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 10, 2021

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soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.

Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)

by hugefuckingnerd January 16, 2016

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Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise March 01, 2010

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