The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 21, 2024

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 02, 2017

shooting worms

An older man incessantly talking about sex when the other person clearly isn’t interested. When asked to stop, he continues.

That guy Bill is such a horn dog. He’d be a cool guy if only he could stop shooting worms.

by Lilslik September 25, 2023

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

shoot the hooch

Floating down the Chattahoochee river in Georgia

Let’s shoot the hooch this weekend!

by Jarvis1122 June 24, 2023

Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021