Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

Seasunkla

Feelings stemming from sensory percepton of the ongoing 2008 global recession.

Seasunkla! Now get over the recession damn you!!!

by chainmale23 March 16, 2009

slason

A man who slays women often and with passionate intensity.

Dude, he's been slaying his girlfriend so much lately. He's turning into a slason.

by punslayer69 April 26, 2011