post-hardcore

A genre that was started by emo kids that hated other emo kids, but stayed true to the punk and hardcore roots, thereby emerging as one of the greatest genres of music of all time.

Great post-hardcore bands? Why, try;
Bear Vs. Shark
Thursday
Thrice
Glassjaw
Circa Survive
mewithoutYou
Fugazi
The Rites of Spring
and, of couse, At The Drive-In.

by xMaxx June 14, 2006

post count

Determines how cool, and in some cases, how majestically powerful you are on a forum.

"What's the scanner say?"
"HIS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!11one!"

by chrisweezy March 21, 2008

Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.

Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.

by Katezor! October 19, 2008

Post Malone

the best fuckin’ artist out there rn. he heals people with his music. wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for him, and that’s no lie ❤️❤️

“wait, is that Post Malone?”
“yeah, that’s the mf that saved my life with his music.”

by yowtfbro October 21, 2019

cornish pasty

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).

Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.

by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007

Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.

Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus

by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

post-sextal

The calm feeling one experiences after an amazing orgasm.

Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.

I was so post-sextal after Lisa blew me in the car that I almost swerved off the road.

by ding dong01 June 24, 2009