poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.

Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!

by MayBBayB February 15, 2010

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poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

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Poopasaurous

A term of endearment. A mischievous significant other that can disgust you at times, but ya just love em.

Jenny did you eat all the brownies?... You poopasaurous!

by B-ninny February 21, 2011

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cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.

"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "

by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011

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poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.

Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.

by tubstep February 6, 2012

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