Penis in Boobs

When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.

Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.

John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!

Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 17, 2019

Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Hungry Penis

when you're so turned on that your penis will do anything for some pussy or some ass.

"man look at that girl! she's giving me a Hungry Penis."

"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"

by slicklizard!!! April 26, 2010

Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

penis swag

penis swag is when you gain swag by showing people your penis and they think it is outstanding.

Guy1 "hey did you show that girl your penis"

Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"

by Madcon April 27, 2015

Penis Monkey

A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.

"Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys."
"Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"

by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012