Oral Piñata

While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy.

If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.

Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009

pirate style

After recieving oral sex, you jiz in the girls eye, punch her in the mouth, and kick out her leg. Then she proceeds to jump around on one leg, holding her eye going Arrgh Arrgh

I just gave it to that girl, pirate style.

by Spot March 9, 2004

pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)

whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!

by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005

Angry Pirate

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

by Dickie Brooks October 21, 2007

Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...

Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006