are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Misti Dawn Peterson

Is absolutely beautiful.

She's Misti Dawn Peterson.

by OneMistake November 17, 2020

St. Pete

Not to be confused with St. Peter, St. Pete is the Patron Saint of Death Wishes. Invoked in situations where a swift and merciful (or protracted and painful; dealer's choice) death is preferred to dealing with a given situation.

"Bless me, Pete."
"Visit St. Pete's blessings upon me."
"Ah fuck...I have work tomorrow. Find me, Pete."

by Bish0plulz November 29, 2018

Petrellicest

Love of a romantic and/or sexual nature between members of the Petrelli family on NBC's TV show "Heroes". In fandom, Petrellicest fanfic often features a pairing like Nathan/Peter (who are brothers).

When Nathan leaned over and kissed Peter in the hospital, it was such a Petrellicest moment.

by eboniorchid April 2, 2007

Jack Peterson

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything

"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"

by long chong silver December 31, 2014

John Petrucci

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

Petist

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

by Shane0 May 29, 2008