Sparkle Parkes

An iconic creature who’s life was tragically taken by a madman driving his car on a rampage.

Will: My cat Sparkle Parkes died last spring
Beth: Haha
Kenzie: Haha

by filipinocupid.com May 1, 2019

Rosa Parked

stealing someones seat

Bro I just Rosa Parked your seat!

by dicktoster May 7, 2019

Mitchell-Parker

A stupid hoe. Fucks herself to sleep in her $.99 clearence house head lookin ass

Damn look at that hoe, she reminds me of Mitchell-Parker

by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019

Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.

Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to

by hsfffffff June 11, 2019

Erin Parker

Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.

Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.

Erin Parker? What a legend.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019