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Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.

Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Erin Parker? What a legend.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
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A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
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