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A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
Get the Schlongmug. Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
Get the Erin Parkermug.