Definitions by comedian.org
Schlong
A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Schlong by comedian.org June 17, 2019
Erin Parker
Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Erin Parker by comedian.org June 17, 2019