A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025
Get the Dutch Napmug. When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009
Get the monkey napmug. waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.
by roseybooty July 21, 2020
Get the nap munchiesmug. The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
Get the Crap Napmug. A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
by the great whan July 27, 2018
Get the Grunt-napmug. "Nap" is a term used by many rival gangs towards the neighborhood crips meaning "Nappy Head" and is an overall diss term used amongst a large amount of rival gangs to the neighborhood crips.
by gangkilla42 August 19, 2023
Get the Napmug. by Telils April 28, 2016
Get the sadness napmug.